ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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