woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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