What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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