i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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