Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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