Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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