idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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