Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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