that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
