You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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