Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
