No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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