Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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