Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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