so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Pooping to opera.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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