So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
BRING THE BAGELS
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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