I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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