her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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