That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
