so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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