GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
