You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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