So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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