therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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