Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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