I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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