R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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