Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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