Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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