Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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