I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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