I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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