i just had sex bonerless
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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