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(619): View more from California

You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.

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(315): View more from New York

its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus

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(770): View more from Georgia

Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

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(256): View more from Alabama

Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.

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(941): View more from Florida

I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.

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(907): View more from Alaska

The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.

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