worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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