If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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