i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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