a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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