She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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