Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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