So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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