Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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