Grow some girl-balls and come out already
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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