I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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