I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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