So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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