He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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