i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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