It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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