Slut skills are useful in every country.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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