Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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