I feel great
I just peed on a car
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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