we have pet lesbian snakes
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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