i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
