doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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